Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Meet the New York Times bestseller most likely to have a one-night stand.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is the hilarious, bestselling book from Chelsea Handler, the busty, boozy, no-holds-barred blonde host of E!’s hit late-night talk show Chelsea Lately. And as you might have guessed from the title, when Chelsea starts dishing on sex, celebrity and Russia’s finest export, nothing’s sacred.

In this collection of outrageous anecdotes and off-kilter observations, you’ll thrill to Chelsea’s cockeyed quest to find the lusty, rum-soaked little person of her dreams. You'll watch her try to convince her third-grade classmates she's landed a plum movie role playing Goldie Hawn’s daughter. You’ll meet Chelsea’s equally wise-acred father, who scored first class airline tickets on a trip with his daughter by telling the airline they were on their honeymoon. And you’ll double over with laughter and/or recoil in disgust as Chelsea recounts the night her boyfriend was seduced by an over-amorous, and apparently gay, Peekapoo. Woof!

If you’re looking for a raunchy, rollicking and utterly irresistible read, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is the answer to your prayers.

Softcover: 272 pages

Publisher: Simon and Schuster, Inc. ( April 22, 2008 )

Item #: 37-8063

ISBN: 9781607513858

Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.25 x 0.61 inches

Product Weight: 10.0 ounces